hungwy:

dont give me any queso with cheese and some scoops! chips ill go hog fucking wild. you will see something inhuman, possibly feral

xmemorabilia:

Hannibal AU where everything is the same except Hannibal can’t correctly pronounce any of the dishes he makes.

Walmart at 7pm while high ass fuck and bright ass lights bro im like a slug and someone is salting me

nyapping:

cherrycheesebae:

nyapping:

can you believe people sit down and, they sit down and they turn on country music…..and they listen to it and they have a good time. 

can u believe that some people actually have different music tastes then you?

i know it’s you tim mcgraw

vampire-crimson:

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you

wisteriafield:

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

taquito:

sorry idk what u guys are posting, ive blacklisted every word in this site

k.